Intro: Pirate Investors, Best "sport" evar, Palin as birther, Ebert is a skeptic, Global Warming, Gay Marriage in NY; Focus: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Critics on Cons: Tarot; E-mail. Next time: Pitch Black.

Intro: Polanski gets special treatment, lots of president hating, 2012 nutters, crazy fundamentalist christians, Carl Sagan Day; Focus: High School Musical 3, Fireproof; E-mail: Next time Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Intro: Obama gets Nobel, Balloon Boy, Illegal Alien Costume, Helicopter shot down in Rio, Bank of America 1B in losses, Raw water; Focus: Alien; E-mails. Next time: High School Musical 3. One more Turkey, pick and e-mail us critics.podcast@gmail.com Land of the Lost Fireproof Crank High Voltage Transformers 2 GI Joe Mamma Mia High School Musical 3 27 Dresses Saw 5 Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

Intro: Paleontology, Ahmadinejad, Obama, Afghanistan, and Roman Polanski; Focus: The Watchmen, Email. Next time Alien, vote for two movies for turkey month: Land of the Lost Fireproof Crank High Voltage Transformers 2 GI Joe Mamma Mia High School Musical 3 27 Dresses Saw 5 Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

Intro: Heath Care, God Genie, Fake Moon Rocks, More Health Care; Foci: District 9 and The Wrestler; E-mail: Watchman next, Alien for episode after next.

Intro: Moon Landing Nutters, Mongolian Spitting Death Worm, Anti-Muslim you tube vid gets 10 million hits, Clinton’s trip and the people decrying it, Sotomayor confirmed, Student sues school, This American Life on Healthcare; Focus: Let the Right One In; Email. Next movie: The Wrestler. Next Choices: Benjamin Button, Valkyrie, Pink Panther 2, Knowing, Watchman.

Intro: News that's not news, US 2010 Budget, Gates arrest, Euthanasia arrest in GB, Whale Wars again; Focus: Iron Man: E-mails (vote for the next movie: Benjamin Button, The Wrestler, Revolutionary Road, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Gran Torino.)

Intro: Iranian Elections, MArk Sanford, New Youk Day Care, Peta vs. Obama, Pirate Party in EU, Eco-friendly claims false, Sam's club pharmacy gaff; Focus: Milk; E-mail; Next time - Iron Man

Intro: Mancow gets waterboarded, Jesse Ventura on waterboarding, Canadian offical eats a seal heart, shootings of abortion doctor and in holocaust museum, Sheppard Smith reacts to scary e-mailers, location of nuclear fuel, mock trial turns into real hanging, Quiverfull child factories; Focus: Slumdog Millionaire; Critics on Critics: Whale Wars; E-mails.

Intro: 13 year old refuses cancer treatment, Janeane Garofalo gets ambushed and wins, Low flying planes in New York, After rapture mail; Focus: Twilight; E-mail: Next episode Slumdog Millionaire.